Grab your hankies, kids. It's about to get serious up in here. I'd mentioned in an earlier post that I would be officiating two weddings as part of a Pop-Up Chapel. Welp, that day has come and gone. So how'd it go? It'll remain with me forever as one of the best days I have ever had. Really. The sun was out in full-force, Dave Holmes was MC-ing, and there were 24 lovely couples lookin' to get hitched. Does it get any better? Well, maybe. I didn't really sleep the night before, so I suppose the day would have been better if my sister didn't have to deal with me making nonsensical observations about denim or randomly bursting into crazed fits of laughter. I somehow managed to pull myself together in time for both ceremonies, though.
If you want to read a bit on the day, you can click here and here. Yes, that is my mug in both, and no, I did not know that I would be featured. NY1 apparently aired two segments that I happened to be in (I officiated the first wedding) several times an hour on Saturday. I am so glad I didn't know there would be that many news outlets at the wedding, because if I had, I think I would have stuttered and stumbled myself into one hot minister mess. But man, did I love my couples! Both were adorable and incredibly loving with one another. Being the individual responsible for joining two people forever made me see marriage in a way I hadn't really before. Who knows if it's for me or not (sorry My Parents, but really, who knows), but now I think I get why people do it. Rock on, marrieds! You've made me a believer. You've also apparently made me a hippie, judging by the philosopicals I now be droppin'.
So, while that Saturday was absolutely lovely, the rest of my week was not, for many reasons. I don't really think on my feet, and the past few days brought me several back-to-back, rug's-been-pulled-and-now-you're-kind-of-screwed moments, which I'm assuming have contributed to my still feeling exhausted and dazed more than a week after the weddings. Sleepy Shibow = Cranky, Lazy, Sad Shibow. I needed sweets, I needed 'em quickly, and I needed 'em easy. So I made a cake in my microwave. And it took less time to make it than it's taking to write about it.
Yes, you can make a cake in your microwave, and if you're oven-phobic for the summer like I am, you should make a cake in your microwave. You probably already know about this if you had an Easy Bake Oven in the '90s, but hopefully you're a grown up now with a big girl appliance. Let's be real though-- this cake will serve a party of one, so all the better if you're riding solo. Screw the calming cup of tea and have yourself a heaping mug of cake.
Microwave Chocolate Cake
1/4 cup of all purpose flour
3 tablespoons of sugar
2 tablespoons of cocoa powder
3 tablespoons of milk
3 tablespoons of vegetable oil
The tiniest drop of vanilla extract
The tiniest pinch of cayenne pepper, if you like a kick to your cake
So, are you ready to make this sucker? Sure? It'll take everything in you. Actually, it will take one free hand. Whisk together all of the above ingredients in a large mug. If I were you, I'd go in order, mixing all the dry ingredients first and then adding in the wet ones. And make sure the egg's fully incorporated unless you'd like chocolate scrambled egg cake. That'd be new...and nasty.
So it's a chewy cake, FYI. Remember how I mentioned Easy Bake Ovens? Well, that's the sort of cake you'll be dealing with, so if you're into light and fluffy, this will not be your cup o' cake. But if you're cool with dense and rich and need your chocolate fix now, this will do pretty freaking well in a pinch. Next time I'll probably add some chocolate chips for extra gooeyness. For now, I'm going to have a seat, a mug of cake and a good